I'm definitely planning to be Mary Poppins when I grow up.
1) Because she wins a horse race by simply asking the other riders if they would be so kind as to let her pass.
2) Because she can make medicine taste like rum punch.
3) Because she has a coatrack in her valise.
4) Because she is incredibly cross to everyone around her and it makes them like her more.
5) And because she has a rockin' singing voice.