A bodice ripper

D, patting my tummy: "When I was in there, you could feel me kicking you?"
Me: "Absolutely, it was the greatest feeling in the world."
DD: "Why?"
Me: "Because we didn't know what you were like yet and we were sooooo excited to meet you so it was like you were waving hi to us!"
DD, lightly knocking on my tummy: "Did it feel like this?"
Me: "Pretty much, yup"
DD: "Did I like, rip your shirt?"