DD's pediatrician is actually named Dr. Goth. Now I gotta wonder what goes on in there after witnessing this little imaginative play scenario !
DD to the baby doll: "Oh, you're very sick." [takes out hammer from the kid toolbox. Hammers baby]
Mommy: "DD, do you think you might want to use the doctor kit if the baby is sick? I don't think babies like to get hammered"
DD: "Mommy. I KNOW. But she is only pretend, not a real baby".
Mommy: [Siiiiiiiiiiigh. Picking battles] "Okay, D"
DD to the baby doll: [Takes out saw] "I'm going to have to cut you".
Dr. Goth, meet your match.